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MonkeyandPoliceman猴子与警察Apolicemantookamonkeytohisboss.Thebossasked,"Whatkindofmonkeybusinessareyougettingupto?"Hesaid,"Thismonkeywaswanderingonthestreets,notfollowinganyoftherules.I'mturningh...

BoxingandRunningDanisteachinghissonhowtobox.Ashedoesso,helefthisfriend,"Thisisatoughworld,soI’mteachingmyboytofight."Friend:"Butsupposehecomesupagainstsomeonemuchbiggerthanheis,who’salsobe...

保证没走错TobeontheSafeSideInacinemaduringaperformanceoneoftheaudiencegetsup,makeshiswayalongtherowofseatsandgoesoutintothefoyer.在一家电影院里，一名观众在演出期间站了起来，沿着他那排位子走到休息室去了。A...

下面本站小编准备的英语笑话，保证你看完乐呵呵。心不在焉的老师AnAbsentMindedProfessorAnotoriouslyabsentmindedprofessorwasonedayobservedwalkingalongthestreetwithonefootcontinuallyinthegutter，theotheronthepa...

儿童的英语笑话一：MixeddoublesTeacherofPhysicalEducation:Haveyoueverseenmixeddoubles,boys?Nick:Yes,sir.Quiteoften.Isawitevenlastnight.Teacher:Pleasetellussomethingaboutit.Nick:Oh,sorry,sir.Myfatheralway...

一个人的聪明才智会在幽默的谈吐中闪光，并且会深深吸引他人。下面，小编给大家收集整理了搞笑儿童英语笑话集锦，增加幽默细胞，聪明的你一定会成为闪光点。搞笑儿童英语笑话一：Wife'spictureAbusinessmanentersatavern,s...

Iwantanightmare真想做个噩梦Beforethefinalexamination,Tomtoldhismother,"Mom,IhadadreamlastnightthatI'dpassedtoday'sexam.""Don'ttrustdreams,dear.Itissaidwhatyouexperienceindreamsusuallyturns...

儿童英语笑话大全一：Thisbloke(小子，家伙)islyingonhisdeathbed,surroundedbyhisweepingwifeandhisfourchildren.Threeofthechildrenaretall,goodlookingandathletic(运动的),butthefourthandyoungestisanuglyrunt(小家...

想看更多的英语笑话吗，尽在本站英语笑话栏目哦。ALifeforaLife(以命抵命)TheEnglishauthor，RichardSavage，wasoncelivinginLondoningreatordertoearnalittlemoneyhehadwrittenthestoryofhislife，butnotmanycopiesoftheboo...

我干得怎么样HowdidIdo英语笑话，让你笑到停不下来。Ishedying?Amanwassittinginabarwithtearsstreamingdownhisface.Afriendwalkedinandaskedwhyhewassounhappy.Theweepingonesaid,ThedoctorhasjusttoldmeI'llhave...

是我把他晾干是什么英语笑话呢，下面快跟本站小编来看看吧。她要买什么Astoremanagerheardaclerktellacustomer.No,ma’am,wehaven'thadanyforawhile,anditdoesn'tlookasifwe'llbegettingified,theman...

儿童英语笑话故事：我聪明的狗Bobbyismydog.Ilovehim.巴比是我的狗。我很爱它。Hecanrollonthefloor.Hecanplayballswithme.HecanlookaftermyhousewhenIamout.它会在地板上打滚。它会和我玩球。它能在外出的.时候帮我看...

KeepfeedinghimnickelsAmothersawherthree-year-oldsonputnickelinhismouthandswallowedit.Sheimmediatelypickedhimeup,turnedhimupsidedownandhithimontheback,whereuponhecougheduptwodimes.Frantically,shecalled...

开心一刻，尽在英语笑话。下面由本站小编为您整理的开心英语笑话，供您娱乐。LoseOnePound减掉一磅Icomplimentedoneofmyco-workersonhavinglosttenpounds.However,Icouldn'tresistbraggingthatwhenIwas17,1weighed22...

生活中烦心的琐事总是有的，你会有时不愉快，那你就来看看我们的英语笑话，下面由本站小编为大家整理的英语笑话。最希望得到的签名Ouruniversitynewspaperrunsaweeklyquestionfeature.Recently,thequestionwas:"Whoseautog...

StupidOrders愚蠢的命令WhenNasreddinwasaboy,heneverdidwhathewastold,sohisfatheralwaystoldhimtodotheoppositeofwhathewantedhimtodo.Oneday,whenthetwowerebringingsacksofflourhomeontheirdonkeys,theyhadtocro...

AManofActionsAcrowdofstudentwasgatheredonthecampusofOxfordUniversity.Youcanhavenodoubt,shoutedayoungmanexcitedly,thatiftheDeandoesnottakebackwhathesaidtomethismorning,I’llleaveOxfordthisveryeven...

一个人的聪明才智会在幽默的谈吐中闪光，并且会深深吸引他人。下面，小编给大家收集整理了爆笑儿童英语笑话，增加幽默细胞，聪明的你一定会成为闪光点。爆笑儿童英语笑话篇一：TheFishNet"Canyoutellmewhatfishnetismade,Ann?"...

英文笑话儿童一：OneofmyfavoriteteachersatSoutheastMissouriStateUniversityinCapeGirardeauwasknownofhisdroll(滑稽的)senseofhumor.Explaininghisgroundrulestoonefreshmanclass,hesaid,"NowIknowmylecturescanoft...

英语笑话是精神的缓冲剂，使遭遇困境的一方摆脱困境，有效地化干戈为玉帛。下面由本站小编为您整理的英语笑话大集合。现在几点了Thetwoboyswerecampinginthebackyard.Whentheycouldn'tfigureoutwhattimeitwas,thefir...

一些英语典故可是很多老美都耳熟，下次换你去取笑老美的时候，就可以用到本站小编为您整理的英语小笑话了。TheNiceWeddingGiftWeattendedtheweddingofanacquaintance'sson.Becausewedidnotknowtheyoungmanorhisbride...

1.健康状况优Thefatherwasreadingtheschoolreportwhichhadjustbeenhandedtohimbyhishopefulson.Hisbrowwaswrathful(愤怒的)asheread,"English,poor.French,weak.mathematics,fair."andhegaveaglanceofdisgustatthequ...

TellalieMom:"Whichbananadoyouwant,Victor?"Victor:"Iwantthatoneofthegreatest."Mom:"Victor,youshouldbepolite,tohavethatlittleone."Victor:"Mom,Imustlietobepolite?"妈妈：你要哪一只香蕉，维克多?维克多：我要那只...

我们这里有很多搞笑的英语笑话，让你白看不厌，下面由本站小编为您整理的英语笑话，希望您快乐。AManWhoSaidNo说不的男子AfriendofminenoticedamanstaggeringaboutintheTimesSquaresubwaystation.Awell-dressedWallStreett...

儿童英文笑话一：Apersonwithsixchildrenorapersonwith$6million,whoisbettersatisfied?Why?Thepersonwithsixchildrenofcourse.Becausetheonewith$6millionwantsmore.儿童英文笑话二：HowDidYouEverGetHereOnewintermorn...