有关英语笑话 入学考试的知识

推荐一篇小编超喜欢的英语笑话Inanentranceexaminationofaconservatoryofmusic，theteacheraskedoneoftheboys，"Whatisthemostimportantphysiologicalqualityofamusician在一次音乐学院的入学考试中，老师问一位应试的.小...

英语笑话一AphysicsExaminationOnceinaphysicsexamination,Nickfinishedthefirstquestionverysoon,whilehisclassmateswerethinkingithard.Thequestionwas:Whenitthunderswhydoweseethelightingfirst,thenhearthethun...

推荐一篇超幽默的英语笑话关于物理考试的英语笑话。Onceinaphysicsexamination，Nickfinishedthefirstquestionverysoon，whilehisclassmateswerethinkingithard.在一次物理考试中当同学们都还在苦思冥想时，尼克很快就答好...

推荐一篇小编很喜欢的`英语笑话OnthedayofourfinalexamatmyCommunityCollegeinSantaMaria,Calif.,weheardthatthebookstorehadchangeditspolicyandwouldbuybackourbusiness-managementtextbooks.Beforeclass,severalo...

1IthinkthatI'machickenPsychiatrist:What'syourproblem?Patient:IthinkI'machicken.Psychiatrist:Howlonghasthisbeengoingon?Patient:EversinceIwasanegg!精神病医师：你哪里不舒服?病人：我认为我是一只鸡...

Awomangetsonabuswithherbaby.Thedriversays:"Ugh,that'stheugliestbabyI'veeverseen."一位女士抱着她的宝宝上公交车，司机看到后说：额，那是我这辈子见过的'最丑的小孩。Thewomanwalkstotherearofthebusandsits...

小学英语笑话：RevealingGiftTestRevealingGiftTestWhichgiftwouldyoulike?Todetermineyourpersonality,pickthegiftyou"dmostliketoreceive.小学英语笑话：DeadTurtle"Mommy,myturtleisdead,"thelittleboy,Myrddin,sorro...

Hewalkseverywherehegoes耶稣从不开车Ayoungmancamehomeandsaid,"Dad,Ijustgotmydriver'slicense1andwouldliketousethefamilycar."Fatherreplied,"Ok,son,But,first,youhavetogetgoodgradesinschool,keepyourroo...

留学对于语言的考核十分的严格，下面是小编为您整理的关于留学入学面试英语对话的相关资料，欢迎阅读！Ajay:Ican’tbelievethis,butnowoneofmycousinsisapplyingtocollegeintheU.S.Actually,mostofhisapplicationiscomplet...

大学英语笑话一：Adogownerclaimedthathispet,whengivenmoney,wouldgotothenewsstalltobuyapaper.Hisfriendinsistedonademonstrationandhandedthedogsomemoney-Thedogtrotted(小跑)off,butanhourlaterhehadstillnotret...

理解生活的真实?Moneyisnoteverything.There‘sMastercard&Visa.钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.Oneshouldloveanimals.Theyaresotasty.每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.Savewater.Showerwithyourgir...

英语笑话对话爆笑：Flower&RiceTwoAmericanslaidawreath(花圈)onacomrade’sgraveandsaw,nearby,aJapaneselayingriceonthegraveofacountryman.OneAmericanasked,"Whendoyouexpectyourcomradetocomeandeatthat...

WhoIstheLaziest?Father:Well,Tom,Iaskedtoyourteachertoday,andnowIwanttoaskyouaquestion.Whoisthelaziestpersoninyourclass?Tom:Idon'tknow,father.Father:Oh,yes,youdo!Think!Whenotherboysandgirlsaredoing...

今天的特别话题是Jokes!很应景的说一句，longlongago，当我们还是个小孩纸，学生时代最恶毒的英语考题无非Pointoutwhythejokeisfunny?~OMG!!解释笑话笑点，seriously??这种事情，是不是nerdy的有点过分了呢?好吧，体谅一下英文念...

Anopen-bookexam开卷考试OnthedayofourfinalexamatmyCommunityCollegeinSantaMaria,Calif.,weheardthatthebookstorehadchangeditspolicyandwouldbuybackourbusiness-managementtextbooks.Beforeclass,severalofusdas...

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HowdoIgetthegumout?我怎么把口香糖取出来?Distributingchewinggumtothepassengers,thestewardessexplaineditwastokeeptheirearsfrompopping.whentheplanelanded,oneofthepassengersrusheduptoherandsaid,"I'mme...

NestandHairMysister,aprimaryschoolteacher,wasinformedbyoneofherpupilsthatabirdhadbuiltitsnestinthetreeoutsidetheclassroom."Whatkindofbird?"mysisterasked."Ididn'tseethebird,onlythenest,"repliedthec...

小学英语笑话爆笑一：TellmemoreaboutHarryBoyfriend:Iamnotrichanddon’thaveayachtorconvertiblelikeHarry,butIloveyou,dear.Girlfriend:Iloveyou,too,buttellmemoreaboutHarry.小学英语笑话爆笑二：Ididn’...

关于物理学的英语冷笑话笑抽了一群伟大的.科学家去世后在天堂里玩藏猫猫。轮到爱因斯坦抓人，他数到100睁开眼睛，看到所有的人都藏起来了，只有牛顿还站在那里。Abunchofgreat,DEADscientistswereplayinghide-and-seekinhe...

TheEffectivenessofAdvertisement广告的`效力SomebusinessmenweretalkingaboutadvertisingonTVexcitedly.Asnoneofthemhadeverdoneitbefore,everyonehadhispointofview.一群商人正热烈地讨论在电视上做广告。他们中没...

英语笑话(一)Q:What'sthedifferencebetweenamonkeyandaflea?A:Amonkeycanhavefleas,butafleacan'thavemonkeys.猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可...

ThenewlywedsenteredtheelevatoroftheirMiamiBeachhotel.一对新婚夫妇走进位于迈阿密海滩旅馆的电梯。Theoperator,amagnificentblonde,lookedattheminsurpriseandsaid,"Why,hello,Teddy,howareyou?"电梯操作员是一个...

Whatstimetoapig?Onedayavisitorfromthecitycametoasmallruralareatodrivearoundthecountryroads,seehowthefarmslooked,andperhapstoseehowfarmersearnedtheirliving.Thecitymansawafarmerinhisyard,holdingapigupin...

英语笑话一Teacher:WheredoesGodlive?老师：上帝住哪儿?Student:Ithinkhelivesinourbathroom.学生：我想他应该住我家浴室。Teacher:Whydoyousaythat?老师：为什么这么说?Student:Well,everymorningmydaddybangsonthedooran...