Tom's excuse
Teacher:Tom,whyareyoulateforschooleveryday?Tom:EverytimeIcometothecorner,asignsays,School-GoSlow.老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到?汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着：学校----慢行。...
Excuse for Speeding
HarryandLloydwerespeedingdowntheroad.Apolicecarpulledthemover."Whyonearthwereyoudrivingsofast?"thepolicemanyelled."Ourbrakesarenogood,sowewantedtogettherebeforewehadanaccident!"赶紧到达那里哈里与劳埃...