英语笑话短对话

Ten Candies

Mother asks her son, “Jim, if you have ten candies, and you eat four, then how many candles do you have?”

“Ten.” Jim says.

“Then,” Mother asks.

“Yes, Mum. Four candles are in my stomach and six candies are out of my stomach. Four and six is ten, isn’t it right?”

十块糖

妈妈问儿子：“吉姆， 如果你有10块糖，吃了4块，那你还有几块糖?”

“10块。”吉姆说。

“10块?”妈妈问。

“是的，妈妈。因为4块在我的肚子里面，6块在肚子外面，4加6等于10，不对吗?”

Are Flies Yummy?

Tony and his father are eating dinner.

Suddenly Tony asks his father, “Dad, are flies yummy?”

Dad frowns and says, “No, I think it’s yucky. Why do you ask me this question? It’s a silly question.”

But Tony says, “ There was one fly in your plate.”

苍蝇好吃吗?

托尼正和他爸爸一起吃晚餐。

突然，托尼问他的'爸爸：“爸爸，苍蝇好吃吗?”

爸爸皱眉说：“我想不好吃。你怎么会问这个问题?这可是一个愚蠢的问题。”

可是托尼说：“刚才你盘子里有一只苍蝇。”

It Must Be Crowded

A teacher is telling his students, “The moon is very large. Several millions people can live there.”

And a boy laughs and says, “It must get crowded when it’s a crescent moon.”

一定很拥挤

一位告诉学生：“月亮非常大，上面能住几百人。”

一个男孩笑着说：“当月亮变成月牙的时候，住在上面的人该多拥挤啊!”