英语手抄报的小笑话

手抄报是一种可传阅、可观赏、也可张贴的报纸的另一种形式，一起看看下面的英语手抄报的小笑话吧！

英语手抄报的小笑话【1】

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

一个女人抱着她的孩子搭上一辆巴士。司机说，“那是我见过的最丑的小孩了，呃咯！”那个女人生气的走到巴士后排坐下。她对身旁的一个男人抱怨到，“刚才司机在侮辱我！”那个男人说：“你直接过去，叫他闭嘴。你去吧，猴子我帮你抱着。”

英语手抄报的'小笑话【2】

A shoplifter（商店扒手） was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from a jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch, and we forget about this?"

The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook（骗子，坏蛋） looked at the slip and said, "This is a little more than I intended to spend."

一个小偷在一家珠宝店企图偷走一只手表的时候被当场擒获。“听着，”小偷说，“我知道你们也不想惹麻烦。我把这只表买下，然后我们就当什么也没发生，你看怎样？”

经理表示同意，然后列了一张售货单。小偷看着单子说道：“这比我最初的预算稍稍高了一点，你们还有没有便宜一点儿东西。"

英语手抄报的小笑话【3】

A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.

一天早晨，一位黑人女人和一位金发女郎正走在公园里。

Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird.

突然，黑人女人发现了一只死去的小鸟。

"Awww, look at the dead birdie," she says sadly.

“哦!看这只死去的小鸟。”她悲伤地说。

The blonde stops, looks up into the sky, and says, "Where? Where?"

金发女郎停下了脚步，她抬头望着天空，问道：“哪，在那?”

词汇学习：

Notebrunette: 浅黑肤色的女人

blonde金色的；金发女郎